Section 8 - Other
Universal xyzzy is an action applying to nothing.
Understand "xyzzy" as universal xyzzy.
Carry out universal xyzzy: say "No secrets here. I don't know what you were expecting, but probably not this. "
When play ends:
if the story has ended:
say "Game Over, bro. Try not to fail so hard next time, mmmkay?";
if the story has ended finally:
say "Game Over, bro! You did it! You defeated that jerkface, Dingus Deebag, and his jerkish face. You found the fabled Helm of Awesome +5, and you're one step closer to being the most awesome dude in the known world.";
Rule for amusing a victorious player:
say "Hmm. So you're looking for something more then?
Well, it's been a while since I last updated. Almost 8 years, wow!
Sadly, there aren't really plans for another game now... However, I am planning on adding a few more things
I've been working on a lot of other things since,
like Alexa game skills, some other game jams, and getting back into IF.
As always, check out my page for more stuff. <http://slimehunter.neocities.org>
I'm also on the Narrative Games and IF Discord channels.[line break]";
if the player has not been in the Crazy Hut:
say "Did you meet that crazy dude that lives under the bridge?[line break]";
if the player is not carrying the dirty egg:
say "Did you find the easter egg? It doesn't look like you have it in your inventory. I don't think it really does anything (yet). It just kind of sits in your inventory. Maybe you'll be able to eat it, or even cook it in future versions. Hmm.";